Gee, I wonder why a 14,000 pound ocean going animal being kept in pool the size of a tennis court would go a little nuts. I feel terrible that the young woman lost her life but maybe the name "Killer Whale" should have been some warning.

Today I made a big decision. I think I'm going to check myself into rehab, not because I have any sort of substance abuse problem I just think my career could use the boost.

When my iPhone is full I can listen to something like 12 days of continuous music. So I'm thinking, "Man, too bad this thing can't hold food.” Wouldn't that be great? You head off into the jungle get a little hungry, bust out your iGrind, and it's like, “let's see, what do I feel like eating, beef teriyaki, Korean barbeque,  oh ya, shoyu chicken! PLAY! Aw ya.. there we go, Oh ya, lets turn up the volume!”

Okay first of all... I think it was cool how he laid (pardon the expression) down the rules for the press conference and didn't allow the tail (again, pardon the expression) to wag the dog. (last pardon the expression. I promise)

I especially liked the part of the statement that mentioned even though he has made mistakes his work with the children's organizations will continue. This is good news because when I first heard the news he was tapping every hottie in a short skirt within five zip codes my first thought was "I hope this doesn't affect his work with children."