When my iPhone is full I can listen to something like 12 days of continuous music. So I'm thinking, "Man, too bad this thing can't hold food.” Wouldn't that be great? You head off into the jungle get a little hungry, bust out your iGrind, and it's like, “let's see, what do I feel like eating, beef teriyaki, Korean barbeque, oh ya, shoyu chicken! PLAY! Aw ya.. there we go, Oh ya, lets turn up the volume!”
As you can probably tell I'm back on my diet. Yup, I'm back to looking at menus like they’re Playboy magazines and like Playboy, my days of enjoying anything on the page are over.
My problem is that I love that feeling of being so stuffed that all you want to do is sit on the couch, unbutton your pants and watch Rocky 1 through 54.
I think men like that feeling more than women because men still have a lot of caveman in them and if a caveman has a full stomach he feels wealthy. In fact when you have a fat stomach other cavemen will try to borrow from you.
"Hey neighbor, I notice you have a big fat gut and was wondering if you could spare a little wildebeest?”
“Sure my friend. Go ahead, rip off a leg. But don't be coming around after we discover refrigeration."
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